Rusty Trombones

So I suppose you are wondering what is a Rusty Trombone…. well if you go to the Wikipedia and search for the Rusty Trombone… they do a great job of turning you off any sexual urges you may have by using this torid description:

Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act, made famous by Indian-American porn sensation Andrew “Big Rusty” Atwal, in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.

What is that shite - should they be allowed to publish that… Talk about the biggest turn off ever!!!!

Much better Rusty Trombone descriptions can be found at the urban dictionary…

1.     Rusty Trombone
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe’s rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
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2.     rusty trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50’s.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
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3.     Rusty Trombone
Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. “The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone.”

You can sort of get the idea now… but you can also understand why there was no name given to the 3rd description… what a crock of shite.

Still, I think the videos on this site Rustytrombones.net would give you a much better idea… I’ve always thought visual demonstrations are much better… especially when most end in juicy facials

Enjoy.